Tell Me About You #3

It's been a few months since we've done one of these, and I always enjoy better getting to know my readers, so here we go.

1. It's craft fair time around here. If you were going to set up a table, what would you be offering? (Because this isn't real, you don't have to sell "crafty" crafts to participate in my craft fair. Think outside of the decorative country-style painted box.)
2. What music says "autumn" to you? When the leaves change and the air gets crisp and football is on 8 days a week, what do you want to pop in the record 8-track cassette cd MP3 player?
3. If you could pick a cool, tough middle name (like Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson), what would it be? (Hat tip to MST3K for the question idea.)

Let's do this.